Sunshine in a Bottle! Please Explain?!!

I have been summons to take this white sticky liquid on a daily basis mixed with water, like a person’s first cup of tea upon rising, rather for me it is a white moisture filled glass, of what naturopaths call Vitamin D or what I call Sunshine.

Yes I live in the southern parts of Australia where sunshine rarely comes, and when it does it arrives only to leave again like a beautiful rainbow that only ever seems to last a brief moment.

So here I am everyday sitting by the little round table, dreaming of a place far away where sunshine is found high in the sky, I am wearing barely anything and being bathed in the rays of the heat.

However here I sit to the murky water, with white liquid that often reminds me of a man who has failed to ejaculate precisely into the jar. I sit and wonder how can sunshine really be contained in this cup or am I merely being fooled by the Naturopaths into what my scientific friend calls Pseudo, something that appears real but at close examination is not, nevertheless it does serve a purpose for if I deem it real then surely it is right?!!